What's All This Then! » helicopter crash http://rdesgr.com/WhatsAllThisThen how-to, what-for, and guesses as to why Tue, 27 Dec 2011 16:48:01 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 See Morgan. http://rdesgr.com/WhatsAllThisThen/2009/01/see-morgan/ http://rdesgr.com/WhatsAllThisThen/2009/01/see-morgan/#comments Sat, 31 Jan 2009 16:53:23 +0000 sprezzaturon http://rdesgr.com/WhatsAllThisThen/?p=640 a

]]> _saxtonSee Morgan. See Morgan smile. Smile, Morgan, smile. See Morgan standing. On the land. In front of the lake. Holding his cell phone. See the buttons on the cell phone. Text, Morgan, text. What will Morgan text? Maybe “I am happy. LOL {smiley face}”

Morgan flies a helicopter. Used to. Morgan crashed his helicopter. Into the lake. While texting. Now Morgan cannot fly anymore. Morgan cannot text anymore. Morgan died.

What did Morgan text? When he crashed. Into the lake. We do not know. Maybe, “AHHHHHHHHH! {frowny face} {frowny face}”

Did Morgan crash because he was texting? We do not know. Maybe his helicopter ran out of airtime minutes.

Now Morgan’s cell phone is in the lake. With the fish. Can fish use Morgan’s phone? Maybe no. Maybe they already have their own shell phone service. Maybe their rates are paid on scale. Can fish text? Maybe. What would a fish text? Maybe “I am happy. Darwin wins again. LOL {fishy face}” They cannot send a smiley face. Have you seen a fish smile? I have not.

And so we say goodbye to Morgan. And to his crashed helicopter. And to the texting fish. Goodbye, Morgan. Goodbye, helicopter. Goodbye, fish. {fishy kiss} {fishy kiss}

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]]> An amazing technological breakthrough has been announced by the University of Bristol in England! I predict that this will revolutionize the world! Is it a cure for cancer, a car that runs on air, teenagers that do their chores without complaining? No, something even better — nonstick gum! When this was announced, you could hear the collective sighs of relief from theater workers who scrapped gum from under chairs and off the floor, from restaurant workers who tackle the undersides of tables, and from children with bald patches where gummy hair once resided before being hacked away by their frustrated mothers. Next to the inventions of the wheel and fire, this truly is a great day for humankind!

I wonder how the flavor is going to stick to this new gum … not that it does to regular gum now.
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