Illinois is part of America, right?
From the state that brought you gangsters, rampant bribery, and corrupt politicians, now comes proposed legislation to arrest you for … rolling your eyes??? Oh sure, I could see someone plucking out their false eye during a city council meeting and tossing down the aisle to protest bureaucratic stupidity. I’m sure I wouldn’t be the first one retching into my neighbor’s lap … before and after. Still, should such anti-free speech laws be allowed to pass? Maybe we should start with banning the needless and pretentious rolling of R’s before we tackle I’s.
In second grade, I was taught by a nun who had a glass eye. I remember the girl next to me disrupting the class to the point that this large nun took out her ocular prosthetic, touched it to the girl and said, “I’m keeping my eye on you if you don’t act right!” The girl turned whiter than a frozen albino and never spoke again. To this day, I wonder if she had to undergo therapy.
Maybe we need to roll our eyes a little more often at the abuse of power and the waste of our money. How did these idiots get into office in the first place? Oh wait, YOU voted them in …
“They see me rollin’, they be hatin’”
Popularity: 1% [?]
From the state that brought you gangsters, rampant bribery, and corrupt politicians, now comes proposed legislation to arrest you for … rolling your eyes??? Oh sure, I could see someone plucking out their false eye during a city council meeting and tossing down the aisle to protest bureaucratic stupidity. I’m sure I wouldn’t be the first one retching into my neighbor’s lap … before and after. Still, should such anti-free speech laws be allowed to pass? Maybe we should start with banning the needless and pretentious rolling of R’s before we tackle I’s.
In second grade, I was taught by a nun who had a glass eye. I remember the girl next to me disrupting the class to the point that this large nun took out her ocular prosthetic, touched it to the girl and said, “I’m keeping my eye on you if you don’t act right!” The girl turned whiter than a frozen albino and never spoke again. To this day, I wonder if she had to undergo therapy.
Maybe we need to roll our eyes a little more often at the abuse of power and the waste of our money. How did these idiots get into office in the first place? Oh wait, YOU voted them in …
“They see me rollin’, they be hatin’”
Popularity: 1% [?]
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