Where Does The Tooth Fairy Put Teeth?
A man shopping at Wal-mart found human teeth in a wallet he was considering to buy. What? Don’t believe this actually happened? Well, let me assure you that this post is about the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth … and then some. (Or you can just click the link.) So what is worse: finding the teeth or not finding gold fillings?
Anyway, no one knows where the dental digits came from but I have my theory. The teeth belong to a robber. It’s obvious when you realize how hard Wal-Mart works to take the bite out of crime. This may explain why my local Wal-Mart has instituted random .. um, cavity .. searches of shoppers. Sure, it’s annoying. But since it’s free, who can really complain about a free check-up with every check-out?
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