See Morgan.
See Morgan. See Morgan smile. Smile, Morgan, smile. See Morgan standing. On the land. In front of the lake. Holding his cell phone. See the buttons on the cell phone. Text, Morgan, text. What will Morgan text? Maybe “I am happy. LOL {smiley face}”
Morgan flies a helicopter. Used to. Morgan crashed his helicopter. Into the lake. While texting. Now Morgan cannot fly anymore. Morgan cannot text anymore. Morgan died.
What did Morgan text? When he crashed. Into the lake. We do not know. Maybe, “AHHHHHHHHH! {frowny face} {frowny face}”
Did Morgan crash because he was texting? We do not know. Maybe his helicopter ran out of airtime minutes.
Now Morgan’s cell phone is in the lake. With the fish. Can fish use Morgan’s phone? Maybe no. Maybe they already have their own shell phone service. Maybe their rates are paid on scale. Can fish text? Maybe. What would a fish text? Maybe “I am happy. Darwin wins again. LOL {fishy face}” They cannot send a smiley face. Have you seen a fish smile? I have not.
And so we say goodbye to Morgan. And to his crashed helicopter. And to the texting fish. Goodbye, Morgan. Goodbye, helicopter. Goodbye, fish. {fishy kiss} {fishy kiss}
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See Morgan. See Morgan smile. Smile, Morgan, smile. See Morgan standing. On the land. In front of the lake. Holding his cell phone. See the buttons on the cell phone. Text, Morgan, text. What will Morgan text? Maybe “I am happy. LOL {smiley face}”
Morgan flies a helicopter. Used to. Morgan crashed his helicopter. Into the lake. While texting. Now Morgan cannot fly anymore. Morgan cannot text anymore. Morgan died.
What did Morgan text? When he crashed. Into the lake. We do not know. Maybe, “AHHHHHHHHH! {frowny face} {frowny face}”
Did Morgan crash because he was texting? We do not know. Maybe his helicopter ran out of airtime minutes.
Now Morgan’s cell phone is in the lake. With the fish. Can fish use Morgan’s phone? Maybe no. Maybe they already have their own shell phone service. Maybe their rates are paid on scale. Can fish text? Maybe. What would a fish text? Maybe “I am happy. Darwin wins again. LOL {fishy face}” They cannot send a smiley face. Have you seen a fish smile? I have not.
And so we say goodbye to Morgan. And to his crashed helicopter. And to the texting fish. Goodbye, Morgan. Goodbye, helicopter. Goodbye, fish. {fishy kiss} {fishy kiss}
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damn that’s pretty shitty..just read the article; thought it was a joke but shows people shouldn’t be texting while doing tasks such as this.
I like this kind of reading,
thanks for your blog,my rss reader like it
Ou-yo-yu what a nice site!
The sicko that wrote this has a serious mental problem.
It is very distasteful and you need help.
Yes, I have a mental problem with people endangering their lives with stupid actions. Yes, the post is a tad distasteful and will hopefully catch the attention of someone before they do something stupid. Yes, I need help calling people’s attention to stupid behavior. Thanks for writing!
Especially not a nice article to stumble upon (6th link on google) for those who had the pleasure of knowing and working with Morgan. He helped a great deal of people in his career, including in search and rescue. The real cause of the accident, as far as I’m aware, has not been made public. Yes he was texting during his flight but this has not been determined as the cause of the accident, or whether he was texting at the time of the crash. As the article said, it is not illegal and actually quite common. He was a very competent and professional pilot the many times we employed him and we all felt very safe with Morgan as our pilot.
I do apologize, Kiwi, for offending you. It is all too easy for a stranger to gloss over loved one’s life when trying to point out dangerous practices, especially to teens who seem to think their immune from their mistakes. I didn’t mean to trivialize Morgan’s piloting skills or the importance of his life. In light of your completely unexpected e-mail, I will work to make Morgan anonymous somehow in this post as I get time. Again, I apologize to you and his family and friends.