This Year’s Electrifying New Gadget
The annual Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas never fails to bring out the latest cool gadgets. The one that got my attention this year was a taser holster with a MP3 player. Just what every law enforcement officer needs — background music while they collar that perp. You can almost hear the notes of “Shock the Monkey”, “Charge”, “Electric Avenue” or even “Hit Me With Your Best Shot” as high-voltage justice is passionately served on the bad guys.
I’m not saying that a few on the police force get carried away with their tasers. Although I did hear about one weary, hen-pecked officer. When his vain, nagging wife say him one time too many, “Could I look any more stunning!”, he showed her how … ZZZZZZZZttt!
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