It’s the End of Times, I Tell You!
You don’t have to tell me. I saw the news yesterday. The end of the world might soon be upon us, heralded by the coming of the five horsewomen of the Apocalypse. Yes, I am referring to the reunion of the Spice Girls! For 11 concerts, they will be getting $200 million each — and for what I ask you! Singing? Did they sing well? Or did they sing, well…
But that was then and now there are reports that the voices of the Spice Girls aren’t quite in tune as they almost were back in their heyday. This is understandable since most of Girl-Power girls have children now. If you are a parent, you know what a toll screaming does on your voice. But don’t worry. The Spice Girls aren’t going to let a little thing like carrying a tune stop them. It’s technology to the rescue! As the Girls “sing”, their voices will be digitally corrected by a computer program. This most evil of programs will magically replace sour notes with ones less sour from songs recorded years ago. Kind of like high tech lip-synching but without any fan feeling that they’ve been cheated of a real performance. After all, this is the Spice Girls that we’re talking about here.
Could it be any worse? Only if Geri appears in Playboy again…
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You don’t have to tell me. I saw the news yesterday. The end of the world might soon be upon us, heralded by the coming of the five horsewomen of the Apocalypse. Yes, I am referring to the reunion of the Spice Girls! For 11 concerts, they will be getting $200 million each — and for what I ask you! Singing? Did they sing well? Or did they sing, well…
But that was then and now there are reports that the voices of the Spice Girls aren’t quite in tune as they almost were back in their heyday. This is understandable since most of Girl-Power girls have children now. If you are a parent, you know what a toll screaming does on your voice. But don’t worry. The Spice Girls aren’t going to let a little thing like carrying a tune stop them. It’s technology to the rescue! As the Girls “sing”, their voices will be digitally corrected by a computer program. This most evil of programs will magically replace sour notes with ones less sour from songs recorded years ago. Kind of like high tech lip-synching but without any fan feeling that they’ve been cheated of a real performance. After all, this is the Spice Girls that we’re talking about here.
Could it be any worse? Only if Geri appears in Playboy again…
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Isn’t it way to early for them to reunite. Scary stuff. Thanks for dropping a comment at The BenSpark.
You’ve got to be kidding! This reminds me of the duo, Milli Vanilli who fell hard on their faces after their debut of a lip-synching act for some prerecorded dance tunes. Hopefully, these women will not suffer the same devastation that befell these two young men. What amazes me is the obscene amount of money these women will be raking in with virtually NO TALENT!
This gives one a true appreciation for REAL artist around the world! You can bet your bottom dollar that I won’t be buying any of their … products. As for me, give me some Foreplay, Michael Buble, Diana Krall, Buddy Rich, Alan Jackson, Martina McBride, any artist that actually plays instruments, or has true vocal talent!
I guess if your talent is lacking a bit, what better way to “spice” it up than digitally?
Hey, been reading your blog for some time. I operate a comparable blogging site although I always keep getting tons of spam comments, how do you keep your blogging site so clean?
I have comments set so that I can read them first before approving. Sometimes it’s difficult to know if a remark is genuine or bogus.
Thanks for visiting.