What’s All This Then!

Back in October, there was an “Office From Hell” contest. The winner not only won a new office but also got to be flown to New York to have lunch with George Ross (Donald Trump’s right hand man in the show, “The Apprentice”). Obviously, I didn’t win. I guess you can tell why from my top ten reasons for “why I need to move out of my office from hell”:

# 10. Mice are beginning to charging me rent,
# 9. My friends can’t find me amongst the clutter,
# 8. I need a keyboard that doesn’t serve as a meal tray during my lunch,
# 7. The roaches are complaining about the mess,
# 6. I think that Jimmy Hoffa’s remains are buried somewhere in my clutter,
# 5. Satan is whining that it has gone beyond his expectations,
# 4. I’ve started putting the picture of my missing paperwork on milk cartons,
# 3. If I hear my boss say, “A clean desk is a happy desk” just one more time….
# 2. Two words, Wet Bar! As in … I NEED ONE!
# 1. I need to be able to sleep without using a stapler for a pillow!

What do you think? It won’t kill you to comment or even use the handy-dandy social bookmarks that I have on my posts. Your thoughts are important!

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