What’s All This Then!

When I first began the company’s network, there were unexpected problems. Some of them due to people learning about computers for the first time, some due to technical issues because I was learning about networks, and some to due to … well, the unexplainable. One thing that I tried to stress to everyone was “Save Your Work!” “Hey, where are you going? To the Bathroom? Save your work before you leave your desk!” “What about you? Going to lunch? Save your work first!”

One gentleman ignored this advice even though he lost many reports on many occasions. Being an extreme Christian, he would say that God would watch over him and his work. Of course, then he would come find me and have a fit because, oh I don’t know, demons must have snuck into his computer and destroyed his files while he was away. Finally I had enough. Under his “Jesus Saves” stick that sat beside his monitor, I wrote “his work! Why don’t you?” He was not happy when he saw this. For a religious man, he taught me some new curse words that day. “What should I do with you?”, he yelled. “Forgive me?”, I answered with a bambi-eyed look. Not a good enough answer for him. Then he started, “What would Jesus do? What would Jesus do?” During a brief pause while he took a breath, I couldn’t help point out that, well, Jesus was from the Middle-East and he didn’t speak English, so perhaps he … would drive a taxi? Now I don’t understand sputtering, but I did know a good time to leave when I saw one….

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