What’s All This Then!

I live in a rough neighborhood but things get real tough this time of year.  It’s that time when gangs begin roaming looking for trouble.  Not just any gangs, but gangs of deer!  Lurking just out of sight until their victims arrive.  I’m not talking about your average, timid, cutsie bambi.   That’s right, I mean … punk deer!  You know the type, rough lookin’, scowlin’, mean deer.  They sport tattoos on their rumps that read “Eat Me” and “Buck This”.  The ones with huge antlers have “Me So Horny”.  Rough deer.  The kind that have pine straw piercings through their ears and nose.  They think nothing of rolling a squirrel for his nuts.  Surly deer.  They think nothing of giving you the hoof as you drive by ‘em.  Those dead deer beside the roads?  That’s no accident.  They were pushed during a shake down or failed the “how quickly can you get across the road” initiation into the gang.  Fortunately, these ruffians don’t last.  Maybe they get too cocky with the hunters — shooting off their mouths as hunters respond by shooting off their guns.  Maybe they just shame their families to the point of being exiled deep into the forest.  I don’t know.  But I’ll be glad when we can walk through the woods safely once more…

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Due to its sodas and a nasty virus, McDonald’s Japan had to issue a recall. No, there was nothing wrong with sodas. The virus was in the little goodie that the customers would win with the sodas — an small MP3 player infected with spyware code programmed to transmit their web passwords and other sensitive information to hackers. Not all customers suffered. A few people confused the term “MP3″ with “Omega-3″ vitamin supplement. They then complained about the lack of taste and crunchiness of their prize. While they suffered no infections, they were reported to “break wind” rather musically. One novice to the world of technology asked, “Did I just download?” Another is quoted to have said, “Michael Bolton never sounded so good.”

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